Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Late for a Recital




Mo:  Look who's coming this way!

Minnie:   Oh, no, it's that dog that thinks he speaks goose.

Mo:  Has anyone told him all geese are not named Minnie or Mo?

Minnie:  I doubt it.  He has a hearing problem.

Mo:  How do you know that: 

Minnie:  Listen to this.  "HONK, HONK!"



Marcus:  Hey, Buddy, did you hear that?  Minnie just yelled, "Hey Marcus, good to see you again."

Buddy:  Are you sure?  I just heard, "Honk, honk."

Marcus:  Of course, I'm sure.  I speak fluent goose.

Mo:  "Honk, honk, hoooonk!"

Buddy:  If Minnie is so glad to see you, why are all the geese waddling off in the other direction?

Marcus:  Mo said they're sorry they have to go, but they're late for a recital.

Buddy:  They're late for a what?

Marcus:  A recital.  Or did he say they're late for a singalong?  The two words are very similar in goose, you know.



16 comments:

  1. Eek. Goose. They do look scary. We wouldn't go anywhere near them!

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  2. Hari OM
    BOL... oh Marcus, you have honed your linguistic skills to a fine wing, fur sure!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. ROFLOL! Hilarious post! There are great gobs of goose poop here at our other office, where I am for this morning. I was tippy-toeing around them!

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  4. We have lots of those kind of geese around here. They're in every shopping mall parking lot, pooping all over the place and blocking traffic. They think they own the world!

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    1. LOL, I betcha those geese are honking about 'those people' who put asphalt in their latrine.

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  5. You must speak fluent goose too BOL
    Lily & Edward

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  6. We have a horn section in our neck of the woods too!

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  7. I'm sure they would love for you to sing with them, Marcus!

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  8. Oh, Marcus, how lovely to be such a linquist and have such darling friends to practice with when they stop by. By the way, where on earth do these geese LIVE?

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  9. You are a multilingual dog, Marcus, just as we are multilingual kitties ! You're so talented in goose speaking ! Purrs

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  10. oh deer cod in all de seez on de planit..........itz a nite marez in broad day litez ~~~~~~ ♥♥☺☺☺

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  11. Wow Marcus, we could use your translator expertise here in the Spring when the geese stop by our neck of the woods!!
    xoxo
    Jakey & Arty

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  12. I would be stuck at honk! Recital? Sounds good to me if you er.. like honking :-)

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  13. Glad you got to see your geese again.

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  14. Those dudes are even protected by law around here...anyone would think there is a shortage of them or something...nope.

    There are about a bazillion of them in our town, and they nest/roost in a pond/marsh not too far from where we live...a veritable racket of honking and squawking too...

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  15. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm i wonder wot the geese ar reesiting!!! wotever it is i bet it yoozes the wurd honk a lot!!! ha ha ok bye

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